Dear Johnny, Jackie, Janey, Jilly.....and All Y'all Who Have Felt the Pain of Love:
I'm looking to post your Dear John letters.
You know you've written them. Those savage breakup beat-downs, where you verbally shredded your partner into a thousand cubes like the corpse of Patrice Lamumba, then buried the relationship in dice sized chunks and ran over the ground hundreds of times with an entire army of Huns....just to make sure your dead relationship would STAY DEAD.
Or, conversely, that "I still love you but...." letter that seemed like the gentle let-down at the time -- but really whacked the old pain-ball out of the park.
Let them be anonymous. Let them sting with the mighty blade of truth. Let your fellow sufferers know how to say it, how to recognize a lemon, how to end a bad thing.... and move on up to a dee-luxe upgrade in self-esteem.
All about the Better Love, baby.
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